You know it’s REALLY nearing Christmas when…
- glazed hams creep their way into the breakfast/lunch/dinner/whatever-time-of-the-day menu
- your Athlon XP processor clocks in at 29-30 deg celsius pre-boot, 35-37 deg celsius full load with a dedicated electric fan, 37-40 otherwise
- your coffee already gets cold 5 minutes after making it
- another kin of yours greets you the moment you arrive at home with his/her vacation bag already sitting pretty inside your room
- your uncle decides to pester you every hour to quickly transfer the contents…
